Yes! You heard me right. I am fighting to keep egb on the air. This fight is filled with many perils, such as scorn from older siblings, and it will cause you mind to become a seething pit of rage and hot ideas. Here is the lowdown on what's going on and what we must do. ( I suggest that you do not try the one's with asterisks behind them at home as they made lead to arrest, even the death penalty! The Problem:- you and many other people like you think that the EGB'S are EXTREMELY good, you might go as far as to say that they are excellent. Their producers ( Thats SONY if you don't know.) Don't think it's worth making more Ep's. The result. UPROAR. " What Can Be Done?" Read Below To Find Out! Ideas:- 1. You could go around teling everyone you know that they must watch it. (Death threats work well if they refuse.) 2. Make posters and plaster them all over your hometown advertising your cause. ( Don't put one on the grouchy lady next door's gate. Her Alsation is known to bite. 3. Clock up a huge internet bill searching the web high and low for petitions to sign. *4. In a fit of absolute rage storm SONY studios and hold the boss captive, demanding that he put it back on air or you will burn the place down. 5. Advertise it on the back of cereal packets, I read them time and time again 'cos i get bored eating my breakkie every morning. *6. Phone SONY studios and shout abuse down the phone. This is really not recommended, the maximum sentace is 5 years. *7. Hold the leader of your country randsom. ( If your british don't bother i already tried and H.R.H. Queen Elizabeth 2 is immovable, and don't try to escape because so is the QE2 when you wanna start her in a hurry.) *8. Fix the lottery so you win an amazing amount of money. You could then sponser the Extreme Ghostbusters, or use it to bribe BKN and SONY into making more Episodes. ( Robbing a bank would leave you with the same amount of money!!! ( Thanks Izzy) :)
9. Not quite so dangerous. Don't buy anything BKN associated, refuse to support them until they give you what you want. Start with BKN Sony is a bit more difficult, for me it would mean no television, I'm sorry but that is far too psychologically damaging!!!(Thanx Kali!)
If you use any of the rash actions above and get into trouble follow Kylie's example " I AM NOT A SQUEALER!!!"
Time for an EGB fight update. I've decided that unless we manage to gather every single person who wants to keep egb on the air together and share ideas on how to, we're not going to get anywhere. I will slowly begin building together, with your help of course, a kind of EGB army. ( If you thought of this idea first and hate me then tell me so. email me kybab@kavt.demon.co.uk. I will be only happy to become a mere extension of your superior plans.) No bloodshed will be required of anyone who wishes to join. You simply tell me what you are good at,(e.g. spying.)and i'll put you on the recruit list. Leave a message in the dreambook or send me mail. it's up 2 you. You can then keep In touch and tell me what you have found out, your new ideas, or merely talk about something completley off of the subject. Got to The Extreme Army page for more info. ALRIGHT! So far there are 11 of us. Not exactly the biggest in the world but it's better than nothing. Please keep writing in. It's a dire situation. More people needed!!! Am i getting hysterical? Fine, I'll shut up then!!!
